TELLTOM: SPACE EXPLORATION DESIGNED FOR YOU!
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Have you dreamed of viewing Earth from a new height? Have you longed to experience weightlessness? Do you yearn to stare into the endless void? Then brace for the adventure of a lifetime!
Enter the ground floor of the upper levels of deep space! Join experts in engineering, marketing, nondestructive evaluation, supply chain management, software, analytics, waste processing, and food services.[1] Work hard, play hard, pay as you go.
There’s a place for everyone in the expanding universe of SPACE EXPLORATION!
TellTom offers the definitive journey into the cosmos. Suborbital flights, orbital holidays, lunar excursions, asteroid jaunts--you choose the destination and we get you there.[2]
Experienced[3] astronauts and trained specialists[4] ensure your comfort and safety at every stage of launch, flight, and re-entry.[5]
Be educated. Be inspired. Be prepared for the experience of a lifetime.[6]
See the final expanse beyond the telescope up close. Engage in research and discovery, or simply relax and gaze at the stars.[7] Your choice! Your destination lies above!
TellTom. Your Way Into Space.
[1]Employment applications currently accepted until all janitorial and custodial positions are filled.
[2]Some restrictions apply. Access unavailable in certain quadrants of the galaxy. We’re not going to Tennore.
[3]Earth-based training counts as experienced.
[4]They passed our entrance exam.
[5]TellTom not responsible for lost luggage, keys, clothing, or family members during launch procedures.
[6]TellTom does not guarantee quality, comfort, or length of said lifetime.
[7]Passengers who decline to work receive no rations.
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