JACK SPICE IS RECTIFIED!

Feel the fire of rectified spirits! Are you dissatisfied with boring drinks that don’t deliver the thrill you crave? Do you want to experience something extreme, even at risk of your stomach lining?  Then try Jack Spice, the drink that’s so bad, it’s good!

Aged in oak barrels which must be replaced every six days, Jack Spice is molecularly concentrated to an alcohol content more powerful than 200 proof, which makes it the strongest drink in the universe.  The grains are suspended in a time release fluid so one shot endures for a week.[1]

Distilled five times to achieve the highest purity and quality, Jack Spice is the definitive base for cocktails, liqueurs, and infusions.  A premium molecular alcohol that’s ideal for cooking, baking,[2]and embalming, Jack Spice enhances the taste and texture of any dish.

The ultimate party beverage for thrill-seekers who live on the edge, Jack Spice brings you alive if you survive.  The bouquet is subtle yet alluring, with distant notes of buttery burnt popcorn, fruity aromas of peanut butter and rye, and a scorching aftertaste of damp asphalt.

Forget your worries and identity, enjoy the moment.  What are you waiting for?  Grab a bottle of Jack Spice and imbibe.  Jack Spice:  the drink that’s so bad, it’s good!

Jack Spice.  Feel the fire!  What have you got left to lose?

Serving Suggestions:

Jello Shots.  Combine Jack Spice with flavored gelatin mix and boiling water for a fun party treat.  15 seconds to Jello immolation.

Moscow Jackass Triple Kick. Combine 2 ounces Jack Spice with 4 ounces ginger beer and the juice of half a lime in a copper mug. Stir and garnish with a lime wedge. The corrosion of copper gives it zing.

White Cossack. Combine 1.5 ounces of Jack Spice, 1 ounce of Kahlua, and 1 ounce of heavy cream in a shaker filled with ice. Shake well and strain into a rocks glass filled with ice.[3]

Shot of Fire.  Pour Jack Spice in a tempered soda–lime shot glass and sip.  Apply SPF 500 to glass.

Disclaimer:

Jack Spice Distilleries urges customers to consume responsibly.  May cause drowsiness, dizziness, blurred vision, dry mouth, nausea, vomiting, headache, skin rash, dehydration, throat and eye irritation, and death.

[1]This drink is not legal in 48 quadrants of the Milky Way Galaxy.  Check local laws and regulations regarding the purchase of this drink.  Consumption may put you at risk of violating other laws. We strongly advise you avoid this beverage.

[2]Caution:  temperatures above 100 F may cause combustion.

[3]Caution:  ice may ignite.